Sunday, 21 August 2011

First Post that no one will see for 3 months

hey gamers! This is my first post ever! Quite a milestone in my life, i would think anyway.Let me introduce myself a little bit, Hi im James. I play too many games, watch too much tv, eat a ridiculous amount , watch way too many YouTube videos,  and do my fair share of masturbation.
With Resistance 3 just round the corner Insomniac has finally revealed the trophy list

Gardener (Bronze) – Destroy 100 Blast Roots.
Slaybells (Bronze) – Make Santa and his reindeer fly.
Up Your Arsenal (Bronze) – Get a kill with every weapon in your arsenal.
Overload (Bronze) – Use the EMP to take down 15 Steelhead auger shields.
Cheap Shots (Bronze) – Kill 25 enemies firing the Auger through an object.
Grenadier (Bronze) – Kill 3 or more Military Chimera with a single grenade.
Raining Limbs (Bronze) – Kill 25 Grims using only Grenades.
Corpse Wagon (Bronze) – Kill 3 enemies simultaneously using a single plagued body.
Juggler (Bronze) – Inflict 4 enemies with each status ailment.
Nothing but Net (Bronze) – Score a basket by lobbing a grenade through a basketball hoop.
Weaponsmith (Bronze) – Upgrade 5 weapons in Campaign.
This is My Rifle (Bronze) – Fully upgrade one weapon in Campaign Mode.
Backstabber (Bronze) – Kill 20 enemies with Melee while they are idle.
Toast (Bronze) – Use the upgraded Deadeye secondary fire to kill 2+ enemies 5 times.
Counter-Sniper (Bronze) – Use the Deadeye to kill 20 snipers.
Electric Avenue (Bronze) – Use the EMP to take down 25 drones.
Warp Speed (Bronze) – Use the EMD secondary fire to kill 30 enemies.
Feeling Lucky Punk (Bronze) – Detonate multiple Magnum rounds to kill 2+ enemies at once – 5 times.
Fireworks (Bronze) – Use the Wildfire secondary fire to kill 6 enemies in one shot.
Boom Stick (Bronze) – Use the upgraded Rossmore secondary fire to set 6 enemies on fire at once.
Tag You’re It (Bronze) – Kill 40 Bullseye tagged enemies.
Opportunity Knocks (Bronze)– Kill 20 enemies with environmental objects.
Expert Sniper (Bronze) – Get 50 headshot kills in Campaign Mode.
Collector (Bronze) – Collect 10 intel.
Waste Not (Bronze) – Get 5 headshot kills with one Deadeye clip.
Shoe Leather (Bronze) – Travel 100 miles on foot.
Land, Sea, and Air (Bronze) – Travel in 3 different vehicles in your journey.
Buckshot (Bronze) – Kill 2+ enemies with one Rossmore blast.
Access Denied (Bronze) – Absorb 1000 damage with Auger Shields.
From the Hip (Bronze) – Kill 25 enemies with the Bullseye or Marksman while moving.
Chamber Full of Death (Bronze) – Kill 5+ Hybrids at once by using the HE .44 Magnum secondary fire.
Helping Hands (Bronze) – Revive a Co-op player 20 times.

 Irresistible Force 
 (Silver) – Complete Campaign Mode on any difficulty.
Master Mechanic (Silver) – Fully upgrade all weapons in Campaign Mode.
Archivalist (Silver) – Collect all journals.
Silent Partner (Silver) – Damage the same enemy in Cooperative Mode for 100 kills

Brutal (Gold) – Complete Campaign Mode on Superhuman.Hidden trophies –

contains SPOILERS

 :Short Out (Hidden)– Defeat the stalker in under 60 seconds.
Bouncer (Hidden) – Keep Chimeran forces from entering the Brewpub.
Calm Under Pressure (Hidden) – Defeat the Brawler in the Post Office in under 2 minutes.
Snipe Hunt (Hidden) – Collect all Deadeye rifles without dying while fighting the Widowmaker in St. Louis.
Roops! (Hidden) – Knock a Hybrid off the cliffs in Mt. Pleasant, PA.
Frickin’ Laser Beams (Hidden) – Get to the first mineshaft without being hit by sniper fire.
Vehicular Manslaughter (Hidden) – Destroy 10 Warden vehicles.
Hello Driver (Hidden) – Kill 5 drivers without destroying their vehicle.
BARF! (Hidden) – Make 6 Wardens puke at the same time in the prison.
One Eyed Jack (Hidden) – Find and kill ‘Jack’ in Graterford Prison.
No Escape (Hidden) – Destroy all Warden vehicles in the motor pool.
In This Together (Hidden) – Defeat the Widowmaker in Times Square without killing a single Hybrid.
Good Fences (Hidden) – Don’t allow any counter-attackers into the Washington Square base.
Medusa (Hidden) – Freeze 5 enemies at once and destroy them with a blast of the Cryogun’s alt fire.
Bull in a China Shop (Hidden) – Freeze and melee kill 3 Ravagers.
from the trophy list i can already tell that resistance 3 will live up to the reputation of Res 1&2
 What Ive been playing
ive been playing a little COD 4 with my irl friends, i quickly became tired because of the sheer volume of hacked lobbies with their speed hacks and prestige shit all in one annoying unplayable lobby filled with squeaky mid puberty voices. I played a Minecraft custom map called 'its better together' its a two player map based on Portal 2 co-op mode. it was a very challenging map, which forced me to rage more than a few times.
i would give the map 4/5 because it is a well built map but at times is a bit difficult to see what you have to do and can get a bit repetitive at times  you can play the map yourself here

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